Friday, February 6, 2009

Things heard in a newsroom

“I have papers from the Challenger disaster and they’re falling apart.” Tony November 6, 2008

“You people are sick and twisted and I’m glad I know you.” Tony November 6, 2008

“You’ve got reflexes like a man who’s only had one heartattack.” Brady Calhoun… November 6, 2008

“[Brady], you are the biggest baby hater I know.” Melissa November 14, 2008

“There’s a Hello Kitty exclusively at Zales. That would be the equivalent of a Ghostbusters Rolex line.” nameless drone… December 4, 2008

“We might be glorifying the drug dealer.” My boss on “Southport man was found shot to death inside home” — which was the wrong headline anyway… December 11, 2008

“I don’t have the body of a stripper but… maybe someday.” Brady Calhoun… December 12, 2008

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