I am but a simple journalist. I need only fresh air and good interviews. Pens to take notes with and decades old computers to hunt and peck on. But, above all other things, including oxygen, water and food I need a Darth Vader Toaster.
See, it's a toaster and the bread comes out with Anakin's mug on it. The only way this could be better is if he was doing that gay scream from Revenge of the Sith where Darth finds out that Padmé is deader than George Lucas's sense of what is appropriate in a Star Wars movie.
It makes you want to shake your stiff limbs at the stars and scream.
NOOOOOO!
Also, later I need coffee.
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