Wednesday, December 31, 2008

There are lots of things, yes, on the Internets


At the newsroom the other day we got a press release from this guy. He has a book and a blog all about how to protect yourself from a dog attack. Apparently, postal workers who learn these methods have nothing more to fear.

http://www.fearnodog.blogspot.com/

Here are some highlights:

As seen in the above photo, Coach Melvin uses one of his numerous techniques---the edge of a heavy book quickly and continuously jabbed at the nose & mouth---to thwart a vicious dog attack.

Master Phil G. Ross, 7th Degree Black Belt Master Instructor
"I slammed the dog's head into a nearby wall and pinned him there until the owner arrived."

Professor Carl Totton, Taoist Institute
"... I front snap-kicked the dog... "


In case you are wondering I have never front snap-kicked a dog. I prefer the Cesar Milan method. Ssst. Ssst.

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